wanted: picasso painting dead or alive

this one time at bandcamp, no just kidding, lame joke, this one time, back in the days, pablo was hanging out with some rocker buddy, whose name i don't recall at this moment, but anyways, he was hanging out with one of his rocker buddies, when all of a sudden this kid, carrying a toiletpaperroll, shows up, asking pablo to draw something on it and sign it.

pablo wasn't retarded of course and had seen the kid's parents hanging out in a phonebooth carrying a newspaper with spyholes and so he knew they thought he couldn't say no to a kid with the same name as him, did i mention that? i didn't but that's alright, i'm lying now anyways, cause pablo didn't see the kid's parents, pablo was just a smartie.

so, pablo rips the toiletpaperroll to shreds and takes the pen, i think it was a red pen, yes it was red, so he takes it and starts drawing this figure on the kid's bare back, a map to china, or was it a rhinoceros riding a horse, it probably wasn't, no, it definately was a figure. so he draws a figure on the kid's back and after signing it sends the kid away.

after sending the kid back to where it came from, possibly to his parents with the spyholed newspaper in a phonebooth somewhere down the street, he turns to his rocker buddy friend, whose name i still don't recall, and says: "i wonder if they're cheap enough to never wash their kid again."

can someone please find me this kid?