am i a serial killer?

i might seem like a super nice person, but looks can be deceiving.
i must confess, i have killed many. i'd say i have about 30+ on my list. in the beginning it was easy, didn't feel a thing. until this last victim. i had killed all his friends, but weeks after weeks he kept fighting for his life. after a while something inside me changed and i started to feel deep respect for this living creature. so this morning i decided to save him from a slow death and now i have one single seamonkey left, swimming in his planet mars tank.
i shall name him 'falk'.

what amazes me today:
it amazes me how clean my house can be after bringing my laptop to the repair people.